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Picking a name for your own characters is like picking a name for your child.
La Trappola
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When they said “Children of time” I don’t think they meant quite this literally
thing
im offended i dont like thing
shut up things the best
i wish people courted like birds do
like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention
They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.
Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school.
my favorite one: That is Mahogany!
The teacher being wrong and getting mad at the student for being right is making me so fucking angry. “Alex would be better off simply accepting my teachings without resistance.” I’M SORRY, WHAT? WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE BE BETTER OFF LEARNING WRONG SHIT? THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT CANADA AND MEXICO ARE PART OF NORTH AMERICA. “…has no respect for his school.“ NO SHIT HE HAS NO FUCKING RESPECT FOR HIS SCHOOL WHO HIRES TEACHERS WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TEACHING AND CAN’T HANDLE A FUCKING CHALLENGE. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TEACH PEOPLE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER NOT LEARN THEM! THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE. IT IS RIGHT FOR HIM TO CHALLENGE YOU. YOU ARE FUCKING DISGRACE TO THE EDUCATION SYSTEM YOU PIECE OF SHIT. IF YOU WERE MY TEACHER I WOULDN’T OF EVEN CHALLENGED YOU, I WOULD HAVE JUST STOOD UP AND STABBED YOU IN THE EYE WITH MY PENCIL. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.
We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
(Fonte: ironelk)
My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.
He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.
Well, that’s one mystery solved (Timelash).
o.O
I don’t know why people are always so surprised, Moffat may have some flaws, but he’s brilliant when it comes to things like this.
(Fonte: checkthemeaning)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?
ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY
Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.
(Fonte: getoffmybloghoe)
